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Latest Update 09/04/04

   Hi everyone! I realize I haven't been here in a while, and that
your lives have been affected drastically, but the fact of the matter is
that I'm busy trying to get a j-, a J- - I'm busy trying to get one of
those things where people pay me to do stuff.
   
I'm not giving up, just putting the whole operation on hold while I deal with certain
terrific-but-time-consuming issues in my life. It's frustrating for me, too, since the
Frantic Flicker has been my main creative outlet since the beginning of the year. But
don't fret - I'm not the kind of feller to let too much time pass without doing something
cool.
   I know that several winners of the Superatomic Giveaway of the Week have pretty
much given up on ever getting their prizes,  but in fact, I have most of them sitting in
the living room as we speak. So keep the faith, and someday when you least expect it,
your prize will arrive, and you'll be struck insane with glee.
   I dunno how long this hiatus will last, or if you have in fact seen the last of the Frantic
Flicker in its current form, but as long as you're signed up, you haven't seen the last of
me. Nothing can keep me from spilling my overzealous meanderings for too long. It's like
trying to keep a fat kid away from cake. I'll let you know what's going on as soon as I
know.
   What are you supposed to do in the meantime? Well, I would hope that you've
learned enough to start spreading the gospel of flicker and to continue living the "bad
movie lifestyle" I kept pretending I was about to propose. Of course the Frantic Flicker
website will live on in all its glory, and will be updated from time to time as I'm able to
spare the minutos. There are 21 back issues of the Frantic Flicker in the archive. I was
looking through them the other day and like all fine cheese, they're improving with age.
   I'm getting hitched in Vegas in early November, so I'll be mostly insane until then at
least, but not so insane that I'll be incommunicado, just so insane that I can't do the
Flicker every week. You can still reach me in the same place (eric@franticflicker.com).
Talk to you soon.

-Eric  

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